February 2012
27 posts
I haven’t been posting much because I’ve been tied up with work…
However I thought I’d jump on to quickly type up something while waiting for the missus to finish work.
I am so proud of my girl, she is amazingly amazing. She beats herself up every day about silly things.
She shouldnt.
What she is doing is the most selfless, amazing, phenomenal thing a human being...
I want to get jiggy with my valentine...
But I got jiggy with her once before,
And now she’s pregnant.
I love you.
But I just know you’ll say No.
I know that you think it’ll be a silly plan and that we can’t do it.
And you’re probably right.
And now that we have a baby on the way, I can’t keep thinking the way I do.
I have to be thinking him him/her as well, which I’m more than happy to do.
It’s just something I’ve wanted for so long.
Note To Self:
Do not tell pregnant fiancée that you want Scarlett Johanssons babies.
That could be very bad for your own health.
1 tag
My milkshake brings nobody to the yard.
Cause they’re like, Your milkshake’s flawed.
8 tags
January 2012
152 posts
If you're looking for a job with excitement and...
Get into Security.
Chasing down old folk on motorized walkers never gets old.
5 tags
Sexting yourself from your girl's phone...
It’s kinda like masturbating in the mirror.
That awkward moment when you bump into someone.
Need a laugh?
