In the myths and legends of old; I am known as Captain Nathan Wishart.
I drop anchor in Melbourne, Australia
Happily engaged to a beautiful girl.
I live life as its thrown at me, one challenge at a time.
I re-follow and I am always here if you need advice, want to have a chat or want to make a new friend (:
Judgmental imbeciles can click 'back' now.

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Sexting yourself from your girl’s phone…

It’s kinda like masturbating in the mirror.

Fiancee is cold;

So she puts fishnets and high heel’s on; and takes her shirt off.

She is hungry;

So she brings whipped cream to bed.

I HAVE THE PERFECT GIRL. <3

I want to feel the sweat on your smooth, naked body mix with mine as we entwine and disappear into the pleasure, passion and love of one another.

You

Will have no idea;

How much I want you.

How much I want your lips.

How much I want your skin.

How much I want your eyes.

How much I want your everything.

Entwine with me, my love;

We shall erase the world around us with memories of one another.

Fuck you Optus.

I want to send a message to my lovely Fiancee and tell her that I want to tie her up on our new bed, make love to her and take advantage of her….

However my fucking phone won’t get reception.

Dang it.